||[Aug. 7th, 2004|12:55 am]
Ah bugger it’s about time I updated this thing and actually wrote something other than a long line of cursing. Well here goes, today after work, I got to thinking and realized I’d not actually told Emma, we were away to New Mexico for the weekend and due to her rather playful and entertaining post, I decided to play a prank back on her. Ok so I’m not that bloody good at arranging stuff, probably due to being hit on the head one time too many when attempting to perform a stunt and getting it a little wrong.
Yet armed with some left over Army camouflage paint, and some old army gear bought from the surplus store on Oxford Street, with a Ski mask, yes overkill huh? Anyway, I scaled the wall of our house, climbed in the bedroom window and wrapped her up in the sheet, luckily, of course she was in the bed or it wouldn’t have bloody worked.
The one major flaw being when she squealed and purred in me ear, letting me know without a doubt she knew it was me and whispered, Oh dearie me, I have no clothes on. Well plan flawed sort of by that, then of course a bit of playful wrestling had to ensue, finally though after ohhhh I’d say a couple of hours and a few bites later, I managed to talk her into getting dressed.
Thought I’d be right clever I did, having a bag packed away and all, having her passport and all, but that damn woman is so switched on, it were like she had picked away at my brain and worked out all the little bits and pieces.
Anyway, basically we’re off to New Mexico, and for once are both sober got to suck ass that to some degree though, Gary, expecting you to be at the bloody airport mate.